I am milk tooth. I live off Flinstones multivitamins and the pin-feed edges of dot-matrix paper. I bathe in loves baby soft, only chew strawberry bubblegum, wish every month was June.
This is my best friend redacted. She is expressionless but I know she loves me. We eat berries with cream. We pour vodka in our slurpees. We race shopping carts in empty parking lots.
This is me and my love. My love isn’t the most tangible being, maybe just a figment, but I love him anyways. He crawled out of my VCR one day and we have been together ever since.